Facedown At Christmas
Facedown At Christmas
Buzz Fisher
It’s Christmas morn
again this year.
My stocking is stuffed
with Vodka and beer.
I went to celebrate
at the bar last night.
Got a little rowdy
and ended up in a fight.
The cops let me out
a couple hours ago.
I fell on my ass
outside in the snow.
The old lady’s asleep
and the kids are too.
they’re dreaming of Santa
and all the toys that are new.
I stumbled through the door
right into the tree.
Facedown at Christmas -
Santa, Rudolph and me.